Artist: Berigan featuring Eric Roman, Meloura Hime, and The Skull Knight Album: The Slim Sloggy MP3 Song: Konami Written and Typed by: Sinyaso@aol.com (And Sinyaso@juno.com) Last Edited: 6-11-2000 Japanese Language Advisor: PARI To the tune of "Miami", by Will Smith on /Big Willie Style/. [Berigan & Eric Roman] Eric Roman: [Imitating Will Smith] Uh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh. It rhymes with Miami when Al says Konami. KCET bringin' the beat. Wai. Berigan : Heh heh. Eric Roman: Can I play that? Can I play that? Berigan : No, man! Get your own. Eric Roman: ...playerhater... [Eric Roman] Here I am in the place where the games are made! Konami is the place where Pentarou's paid. Pen-guins in the test rooms, everyone playing all day Con-tra, CastleVania okay? So we played a little shooter, Gradius II still Slim Slog and me on the chill scoring one mill Nutin' more than skill, plus Silent Hill Everytime the ladies pass they be like "What skill!" Can y'all see me? I graces pretty faces I tie my shoe laces with a single knot Raze many places, like Manhattan Mall cuz you gots to hit the dope spot! I only came for a week of fanboy playin' But everytime I come I just end up sayin' Forget it yo, like 500 I'm Audi Konami, the station's just always blazin'. [C'mon!] [Chorus: The Skull Knight and Meloura Hime] Party in the sekai where the games are on All the time and the place you know is the bomb. Welcome to Konami. Yokoso Konami, e? Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon. Let's go to Konami! Ikuze! Konami, ne! [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ] [Berigan] Yo I hear YU-GI-OH! is nothin' to play with But I can't fail with tips on the stips watch it flip Onna-no-kos half-dressed Cherry lips shout out [Slog we love your beak lip!] So let me think I'ma mack me up a lot In this Ashino Lake anime lovely spot Yo word on the streets, check Mania's Beats BeMani get to ya, cuz it's about to reach The five hun-der-eth speeds In the Ja-pan-ese seas when little Venus Weed's Screamin' [Motto purizu!] All the time I come to spot I be Twinin' Bees In the Shooting Star no, you CAN'T STOP ME. So count up the the coins, Then skip some loins Yen for yen wai wai you went Because, no industry order's just like this The one that exclusively drops the hits. [Chorus: The Skull Knight and Meloura Hime] Party in the sekai where the games are on All the time and the place you know is the bomb. Welcome to Konami. Yokoso Konami, e? Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon. Let's go to Konami! Ikuze! Konami, ne! [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ] [Eric Roman] Don't playerhate, Chinatown's got 'em sellin' on And New York is the city that we know can't sleep While Brooklyn and QB stay ghetto for deals The word on the streets is Konami's got the beats, for real It's beyond you! I've never seen so many Tokimeki women with hair so blue Ne, this is to do Fly to Bubble Land, sit right next to you Holdin' your hand Chan, you're kawaii! Let's go to my place, see the Moai face Ride the Vambrace Have no fear, cuz the Metal Gear is here So watch your hair as the Big Core appears. Water so clear see Hanako on the bottom Tokimemo Drama Discs everybody got 'em No surprise every game has the Konami, Code. Konami World is my next abode. [Chorus: The Skull Knight and Meloura Hime] Party in the sekai where the games are on All the time and the place you know is the bomb. Welcome to Konami. Yokoso Konami, e? Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon. Let's go to Konami! Ikuze! Konami, ne! [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ] Party in the sekai where the games are on All the time and the place you know is the bomb. Welcome to Konami. Yokoso Konami, e? Hopping in the club like a Tiny Toon Tip a hat to the hime of the Rabbit Moon. Let's go to Konami! Ikuze! Konami, ne! [.~ Pappa Pa! .~ ] [SKIT] Berigan: I just wanted to give this here...carrot to you. Akane : Ah? Berigan: That's all. What you do with it in private is your own business. Akane : YOU PERVERT!!! [Sounds of ribs and glass breaking, and Berigan screaming in pain. FADE OUT]